FAKE BLEACHER REPORT

ALBURT POO HOLES?

WHEN U TAK ABOTU THE IDMPROTANCE OF BAES BALL YOU HAF TO TAKL BOUT
ALBART PUHOLS.  DUDE HAS SERIUS POWAR AND ABIALTY TO WILL HIMSELF A
WIN FOR HIS TEEM, THE RED BARDS OF SAINT LOUIE.  1 OF MY FAVORAT PARTS
OF ALBART’S GAM,E IS HIS RAW POWAR AND ABLITY TO PLAY SHORTSTOP.  HE’S
BETTER THAN A-RDO COZ HE NEVER GETS POPCORN PICS OF HUIM WITH GIRLS.
HE DOESNT CARE ABOTU GIRLS, HE LUVS JESUS AND HATES STERROIDS.

THAT’S WHY BAES BALL IS GONNA GET BETTAR THX TO BIG O’ FAT ALBART.

—- REPORTING FOR VFBR I’M JAY